I have cancer. I lied to and abused everyone I loved because I am scared of dying and I hate myself. I am whacked out on pain meds and am glad no one reads this. Bye.
Why I Am Better Than You
I hope to enlighten you, the unwashed Tumblr masses, about why you spend your lives with your fat, pasty faces constantly bathed in the glow of your computer monitors.
You are convinced you are awesome in some way.
I am here to prove to you that you are not.
Here, have some tag-things:
Literature, whiskey, industrial music, opera, villains, video games, Cthulhu Mythos, antiques, Batman, gothic rock, punk, totalitarianism, Dungeons and Dragons, "LOST," "Dr. Strangelove," H. P. Lovecraft, rats, cats, bats, fancy door mats, rain, Stephen King, William Faulkner, Poppy Z. Brite, William Shakespeare, Herman Melville, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Skinny Puppy, and being smarter than you.
You are convinced you are awesome in some way.
I am here to prove to you that you are not.
Here, have some tag-things:
Literature, whiskey, industrial music, opera, villains, video games, Cthulhu Mythos, antiques, Batman, gothic rock, punk, totalitarianism, Dungeons and Dragons, "LOST," "Dr. Strangelove," H. P. Lovecraft, rats, cats, bats, fancy door mats, rain, Stephen King, William Faulkner, Poppy Z. Brite, William Shakespeare, Herman Melville, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Skinny Puppy, and being smarter than you.
Blah.
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Whenever they talk, replace “kupo” with “nigger” in your mind. Trust me. It’s disturbing.
This is something to give my girlfriend nightmares tonight. Hi, pookie!
This is one of the oldest works of art known. Really says something about our species while providing a great argument for our extinction. Oh well, it looks like this guy is having a grand old time.
Really, is there any way NOT to take this out of context?
